What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

What do you mean son?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

True - how I loved my mum!

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do you know what she said mum?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What! how could you do that?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?